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SOMEtimes there is an urgency in the deepest darkest regions of the netherbowels... SOMEtimes a suitable bathroom is not within arm's, or ass's, reach... SOMEtimes you can't take a regular step, nevermind run, for fear of downloading a frightful and possibly toxic but definitely humiliating less-than-solid mess. At these times you must keep both feet planted firmly on the floor as you clench your starfish and slowly move in the direction of the nearest shit receptacle. THIS is the Tijuana shuffle.
Brian: "Ahhhgh. All of that Jägermeister, chili, and meth made me do the Tijuana shuffle."
Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"
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When a large mob or crowd of mexicans(or immigrants) gathers at a certain area in a high school, be it before class, during class, during lunch, or after school.
usually occurs in front library or media center, or in front of restrooms.
A on phone: dude where are you
B: sorry man, I'm hurrying.
A: whats keeping you?
B: i don't wanna pass through little tijuana. Every time i do, i feel as if i'm going to be stabbed.
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1. Something so ridiculous that it's par with the outrageousnesss of a Tijuana donkey show; a situation or circumstance that is beyond redonkulous.
2. A well-endowed man who's cock is as large as a donkey's, making copulation difficult or challenging.
1. - You’re not going to believe this! My ex-boyfriend dumped me because I wanted kids and he didn't - and now that he wants kids, he can't - he found out he's sterile!
- No way! That’s Tijuana redonkulous!
2. God that guy was Tijuana redonkulous - it took an entire tube of KY to get him in me and now my pussy resembles a Star Gate.
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After you fuck a girl, or guy for that matter, in the ass, you take the condom off turn it inside out and put it over there face.
After Lou was done fucking Maria in the anus, he gave her a tijuana trashbag which was the icing on the cake.
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A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.
Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell
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when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away
She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.
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When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.
As my amigos and I walked in the door the stripper greeted me with a Tijuana handshake.
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