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A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.
Mom found the timber ticket
When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.
Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…
A Native American down with da brothas.
My Niggas and timber niggas was hangin and rippin da peace pipe
The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.
Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.
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The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.
Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.
2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.
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A group of three or more women who are nice enough when alone and away from their pack, but when put together are ruthless and have no regard for how they act or how they treat people around them. They are very protective of their fellow wolves. Timber Wolves usually make awesome drinking buddies if you can get close enough.
Some Guy: Man, check out those Timber Wolves dancing in a circle around their purses.
Some Dude: I am so going to buy that blonde a drink.
Some Guy: DON'T DO IT BRO!! They look like man eaters buddy.
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A neighborhood in the Woodlands, Texas, north of Houston. Master-planned in the 70's. Below sea-level, so it's flooded a lot. Some may call it a "ghet-to" place to live, because it is. But atleast they have sidewalks...most of the time. Divided in half, the west side generally nicer and less dangerous than the east. Many strange and not-so-strange accidents do occur a lot. There have been incidents of: stabbing, fires set to cars, kidnappings, rare murders, hit and runs on a mailbox, fires set to lawns, car jacking, among others.The park is a nice place during the day, but at night teenagers go there to smoke, drink, or hangout, though it is right next to a fire station. The pool is an essential place to be in the summer, as everyone goes there to swim or be with friends in the hot and humid Texas weather. Various parties are held in the woods. Most houses are one story, and people enjoy sitting outside. Mixed opinions about this neighborhood, based on which side they live on.
1: Hey, what neighborhood do you live in?
2: Timber Lakes Timber Ridge.
1: Isn't it ghetto over there?
2: Depends on which side.
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