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afro-titus

A common ailment affecting inner city dwellers. Symptoms include engorged lips, ashy appearance over darkening skin, uncontrolled use of the word "yo".

If you wake in the morning and it looks like someone changed their oil on your bed pillow... you may have afro-titus

by afro-titus January 24, 2011


The Kevin Titus Special

The act of inserting a violin bow into your stinker (definition by Max Evans)

guy 1: im about to perform the Kevin titus special
guy 2: may I join?

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021


dirty titus

using the tears of a girl as lube for anal sex with that same girl's mother

last night Jeffrey gave me a dirty Titus

by stack of cups May 10, 2023


Sydney Titus

A girl who loves to dumpster dive, eat ass, and fuck Squishmallows

Oh sydney Titus, she’s cool!

by jesus101010101 November 23, 2021


Cody Titus

Ability to kill people in football. Does not leave anything in his trace and the other team goes home crying. All out bad ass and is good looking.

Oh you cody titusing today?

by juke puke December 6, 2011


Titus

Titus is the name of a guy you meet randomly through friends that you think is kinda cute. Then you get to know him more and fall in love with him a little more after every conversation. He’s athletic and surprisingly smart even though you might not have originally guessed it. He’s close with his family and everything seems great. But he also has issues he hides with his charming smile and flirty words, whether is commitment to one girl or complicated exes his issues will hurt you but you will still try to see the side of him he shows you and believe in him because you are so in love.

Titus will break your heart and leave you in the dust maybe without even realizing it at first.

Girl 1: I really like titus he’s such a genuine guy!
Girl 2: Girl be careful I don’t trust him.
Girl 1: No but he’s different!!!
Girl 2: Whatever you say

by utahcurlgirl2003 January 17, 2024


Titus

Titus bearden is the epitome of charisma and success. Known as the "Top G," he exudes confidence and possesses an impressive physical presence. His intellect is sharp, his appearance is both handsome and irresistibly sexy, and his financial acumen ensures he always makes money. Titus is adored by all the girls, captivating them with his charm and allure.

Girl 1: Have you heard about Titus? They call him the Top G for a reason.

Girl 2: Oh, absolutely! He’s got the biggest Johnson and every girl is crazy about him.

Girl 3: I know, right? He's not just good-looking; he's insanely smart too. He makes so much money!

Girl 4: And he's so charming. Every time he walks into a room, you can’t help but notice him.

Girl 1: Seriously, he’s the full package. Handsome, sexy, intelligent, and successful. What more could you want?

Girl 2: Plus, he’s so confident. It's like he knows exactly who he is and what he wants.

Girl 3: And his name, Titus, it’s just so... strong.

Girl 4: I think we’re all a little in love with him.

by Luxecarmakestiktok June 24, 2024