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What a woman's vagina lips hang out and she lays on her back flat with legs spread she has a lotus
She has a gorgeous lotus flower
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A Canadian rapper is best known for the sheer amount of pure fuckery, brutality, and fagitery please be concerned if seen he is a rare species of fucked up and if spotted put on your chastity belt and run for your fucking life!!
Did you hear of that lotus flowhe’s good and all but he’ll fuck the hell out any holes in your wall
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The act in which a male is doing his partner in the anus and as the male is climaxing he pulls out very quickly causing the rectum to become inside out, concluding as the male ejaculates on the exposed rectum.
For some reason, my boyfriend gave me a bloody lotus last night.
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when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.
"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"
"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."
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Codename of a legendary female of the Chinese Mafia in the Philippines, rumoured to be the real leader secretly controlling the organisation behind more prominent figureheads. She is also alleged to be a math wizard and controls all organisation finances and investments (both legal and illegal). Up to this day, her true identity is still unknown, and is kept that way due in large part to her significance to local mafia operations.
Cunning tactical move or urban legend? Even until now, the Philippine NBI (National Bureau of Investigation) has yet to confirm the existence, and much less the identity, of the mythical Black Lotus.
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to fig; one annoying canadian; turbo'd jetta with over 500whp; CAL-i++; Could only find room for TSO and ICE in front of the fig; retarded; jerk; prick; n00b; granny; he should be called tso-houdini; to disappear; gay.
Wow, your such a fucking tso-lotus, fag.
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In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.
It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.
"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."
"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."
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