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Free Speech

The double standard many human beings don't understand.

Person 1: "I have free speech, so shut up!"

Person 2: "Sounds like The Free Speech Maneuver... "

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

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Lamer Speech

A form of Internet 'lingo' including, but not limited to, stupid abbreviations and words with letters switched.

teh, pron, lol, rofl, lmao, omg

by Protected September 10, 2003

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The King's Speech

When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)

I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.

by Improvise April 17, 2011

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chav speech

The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.

Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.

Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"

Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"



by normal thinker February 11, 2008

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Ste Speech

Considered a disease , this language is primarily typed out ( barely) and only literate to people who ate paint chips as a child. This Dialect was only recently discovered on Lothar and currently being studied on certain Forums.

Used in a Sentence: Trying to understand what Ste types is like trying to understand what Maxim says on TS

Ex 1)interesting how they position him first movie ive seen where he faces another way... something we could try perhaps i wanted to see what the mages did perhaps and im thinking that maybe mages cannot sheep him bec MT isnt in line of sight due to the broken pillar btw mages and MT i aint sure ( Ste Speech)

Ex 2)
people the entire time are talking in general chat... afk.. not paying attention... not knowing what to do or lack of quick action during diff situations aka aggro or sheeep or etc just as examples

about the colors we got... we wtfpwned the colors after a first couple tries of figuring it out... colors had nothing tod o with us landing nef almost everytime and then ahving the MT die everytime

colors dont effect our performance when nef lands and we had most of our team up but somehow MT died each time.... thats the issues why we didnt kill nef

about last night i heard tons of lag.... i couldnt log on at all till like 11pm bec of the server bullcrap... soo yea thats my 2cents (Ste Speech)

by Bdubz February 8, 2006


Erving Speech

An attempt to convince a crowd of people something everyone knows is completely false, by using large words and constantly repeating ones self.

When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.

by zachthewhack April 6, 2011


Speech Impedophile

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022