airpod scum

These are people who show off apples airpods, they think they're cool because they paid £150 for earphones without wires.

Normal person: "Darn it my earphone wires are tangled again!"
AirPod user: "HAHA I am superior!"
Normal person: "your AirPods fell out again you AirPod scum"

Airpod girl

A girl thats got big knockers and no cheeks, i.e. the airpod body shape

“Damn shes got some big titties”

“No ass tho”
“Fuck she an airpod girl”

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AirPod shotty

AMOGUS HAHAHAHA 😳😳😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳SUSUSUSSY AMOGUSAMOGUS AIRPOD SHOTYFHZTDHSXHCY

Girl: “You are hot”
Boy: “Airpod shotty”

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AirPod user

Someone who will act like they can't hear you because they're rich and have AirPods and have to be a douche even though they can clearly hear you.

You: Yo what up Mark how ya been man.
Mark: Sorry did you say something, I'm an AirPod user ,I couldn't hear you I had my AirPods in.
You: Yeah i said something you douche.
Other guy: Don't listen to him he has AirPods which makes him a douche.

Apple Airpods

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!

Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!

Airpod Shotty

A rare Airpod Shotgun produced by apple, using airpods as bullets. Seen in the Among Us meme 'Airpod Shotty'

"Airpod Shotty, imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy"

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AirPod ear

A form of cauliflower ear, but instead it’s caused by sleeping on your side with AirPods in, which exerts pressure on the external auditory meatus and can cause painful swelling. Can also be caused by simply wearing AirPods in for ungodly amounts of time. Despite the pain, most victims still keep on wearing their AirPods. All attempts by others to get the victims to reduce their AirPod use usually prove futile.

Clementine: Jezis Chroist m8, wots tha nahsty swellin in ya eh-oh

Danny Drinkwater: oh it’s nuffin reallay, just a bit of AirPod ear