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Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.
If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.
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n. one who masks dishonesty with a veil of honest concern; one who invents falsities to dissuade a target of manipulation
"Look, Dan, Terry's not cheating on you- don't listen to that honest Iago. Matt might seem like cares about you and is telling you the truth, but he's just good at telling stories."
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To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.
Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.
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Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.
You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.
DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!
You're not getting the point.
boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss
A species of mythical creatures.
Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?
The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.
When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."