Square

One who has a square or rectangle shaped head.

That Rob Aitken is such a square!

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squar

The best way to kick someone in the nuts.

Goddamnit, I swar, I'm gonna kick yah, squar, in the nuts...

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a square

A credit card

"Yo you got any squares" or
" do you want a square ?"

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square

another name for a cigarette given because it is round

Q: "what kind of square you got?" A: "All i smoke is menthols."

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Square

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

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Squaring

When the fluids from a squirting female are collected and poured back inside of her.

In math, the inverse of a "sqrt" (square root) is a square (x^2). It then follows that to undo a "sqrt'ing", you must perform "squaring."

"I don't know, squirting seems gross to me."
'Just do some squaring afterwards, it cancels out!'

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No-No Square

A part of the body that should not be touched by others, especially not nonces.

The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.

Child: STOP! Don't touch me there! THIS IS...my No-No Square!
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK

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