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Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.
My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.
Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.
To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"
"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
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“Frocktoffee”
Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.
E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
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Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
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When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.
Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.
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The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
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