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The dollar amount that a prostitute charges for sex.
Brian: hey baby, let me get a piece of that.
Vicky: Honey, if you want to poke me with your pole, you've gotta pay the bitch hole toll
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when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother
omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!
burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️
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A public High school in Warwick, Rhode Island. Student population of about 1,200. It’s all the kids who went to Cedar Hill, Drumrock, Greenwood, Scott, Wickes, and Robertson combined. You go to middle school at Winman Junior High School if you live in the Toll Gate District. Most of the teachers here suck at their jobs, with the exception of a handful. Out of the three public schools in Warwick, Toll Gate probably has the nicest campus, which isn't saying much considering minimal renovations have been made since it opened in the early 70's. There is a separate hallway for every grade’s lockers, with seniors getting their own in a separate building from the other three classes. The sports at TG are usually decent, with one or two Division I teams. Best football team in the town besides Hendricken.During the school year, fights happen about once a week, usually between some freshman kids who think their badass over a girl or something else stupid. There is a cop specially assigned to this school because of it, as well as the constant smoking and drug use there. Some of the kids who go here say they hate it, but once you become a senior and realize you’ll have to leave most students start to like it. The kids at Toll Gate know how to party and get away with doing things against the (very few) rules there, so most of the time there is a way to have a good time.
Winman Kid #1: I can’t wait to get out of this shithole and get to Toll Gate High School next year
Winman Kid #2: Same here dude, I can’t wait to be a Titan.
Girl #1: Oh, sucks that you have to go to Toll Gate next year.
Girl #2: Yeah, but at least it’s not as bad as Vets or Pilgrim.
Pizza Guy #1: Hey, It’s another kid from Toll Gate ordering pizza from class
Pizza Guy #2: Yeah, make sure you deliver it to the back parking lot door.
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A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.
As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?
Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
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Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.
Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.
The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping.
Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check.
to warn, or past tense of warn or warning
"She keep asking are you ok..and I try Toll em you was"
"I try Toll em"
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