Tone-er

Tone-er; noun; An erection sustained upon the hearing of auditory guitar tone wonder (i.e Neal Schon, Lincoln Brewster, David Gilmour, Shawn Lane, Eric Johnson, Andy Wood, Blues Saraceno, Phil Collen, etc.). Exclusive to guitar players who actually know what the fuck is up.

Ex: "Dude, I was listening to some Steve Perry solo work in math the other day, Lincoln Brewster's solo on "You Better Wait" totally gave me a tone-er, and I was sitting next to that hot Russian chick." "Ouch, at least you weren't listening to Metallica."

mom tone

The tone of voice your mother uses when she wants you to tell her something. Slightly different than mom voice.

(Something to be said in mom tone)
"Are you sure that you don't want to talk?"

stotally toned

1. The wavelength of your groove, adjusts to a lower end of the spectrum.

2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.

Dude, I'm stotally toned.

two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.

"The Specials have a great two tone beat"

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two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"

The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.

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Tone it down

Something a dousche bag, weak ass man says to a woman when she is shining too bright, being too happy or otherwise making him feel like the lesser he really is.

Hey, you need to tone it down a notch

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tone-deaf

A person who thinks he/she can hit the right notes and stay in tune when they really sound horrible and are not good at all. They are often unable to hear the difference between two notes or on pitch notes and flat notes.

People on American Idol that audition that think they can sing but you hear them singing on tv horribly yet they dont realize they are horrible. These people are tone-deaf

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