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I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
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A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
When you are so into someone it makes you weak.
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
When a girl is bent over on all fours and your looking from behing. You have two options. The bottom shelf (pussy) and the top shelf (asshole). And the top shelf is always harder to get, thus why its better.
"I just joined the Top shelf club last night."
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A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.
Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".
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1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
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