Tortilla Pilot

noun

any brown skinned immigrant of the hispanic persuasion

Hey! that bondo covered van full of tortilla pilots just cut me off. Call immigration!

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Hurricane Tortilla

Hide from your pantry or else you will get caught in the hurricane tortilla. Don’t call it hurricane Katrina because then he will eat your food and pantry shelves, also you and your dog.

“HURRICANE KATRINA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA HIDEEE!”

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dirty tortilla

A sluty mexican female

That dirty tortilla is polluted

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tortilla flats

A place were mexicans hang out.

Dude, Jose and his clan are over at the tortilla flats.

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Tortilla Chip

1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.

2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).

~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!

~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!

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Tortilla Flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC

Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!

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Tortilla King

Title for the king of tortillas. Ancient prophecies foretold he would descend from the heavens to restore greatness to the tortilla and then transcend as the tortilla god.

My tortilla meal was great and it's all thanks to the tortilla king.