touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

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touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed

alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA

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Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.