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This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.
Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"
Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information
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This is what happens when you place a pie that comes straight out of the oven into a refrigerator instead of letting it come to room temperature first.
I was making a pie for Thanksgiving yesterday, but I forget to let it cool before I put it in the fridge! Total pie tourettes!
My mom's pie was awful! She forgot to let it cool before putting it away! Pie tourettes!
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Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.
Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore
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A symptom involving tapping and/or creating beats on any given surface with any limb. (Usually caused by being a drummer.)
Sorry I got drummer's tourettes
A syndrome in which one gets so incredibly infuriated by technology the emotion boils up in one monosyllabic outburst; usually the word FUCK! Most commonly suffered by I.T. personnel but also know to affect smartphone users and elderly people with more than one remote control.
Bob's lost spreadsheet induced technological tourettes and got him a three day suspension and a lot of dirty looks from his bible-thumping co-workers.
When your phone decides to take on a personality of its own, and starts changing words around to different irrelevent words. Consequently, these sentences never make any sense.
Before:
"Hey, Whatcha up to meng?"
After:
"Hey Whatchamacallit up to menagerie?"
Phone tourettes
One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check www.tourettesguy.com then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines
"Oh BOB SAGET!"
"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"
"Eat my short dick!"
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