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A transformer refers to a man or woman who has decided to change their gender that they were intended to have/born with; in the process of or has completed their transitioning.
Girl : "Did you see the news on Caitlyn Jenner"?
Boy: "You mean the news on Bruce Jenner the "transformer"?
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HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT NO WHAT A TRANSFORMER IS DO U NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORLD R U FUCKING BLIND NO!!!! YOU CAN EVEN STILL HEAR ABOUT A TRANSFORMER EVEN IF UR BLIND U JUST MUST BE FUCKTARDED
GUY 1: dude did you see that movie transformers?
GUY 2: yeah cus im normal!
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transformers is when you have sex whilst watching transformers because the girl is bored watching it and wants to be entertained.
bob-lets watch transformers
ellie-okayyy
. . . 1 hour later . . .
ellie-im bored
bob-lets have sex ;)
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another word for a transsexual
S: hey did you know jenny is a transformer?
A: yeah, he did his surgery in bangkok
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An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."
Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.
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Transformers is a 2007 American science fiction action film based on the Transformers toy line. The film, which combines computer animation with live-action, is directed by Michael Bay, with Steven Spielberg serving as executive producer. It stars Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager involved in a war between the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, two factions of alien robots who can disguise themselves by transforming into everyday machinery. The Decepticons desire control of the AllSpark, the object that created their robotic race, with the intention of using it to build an army by giving life to the machines of Earth. Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, Anthony Anderson, John Turturro and Glenn Morshower also star, while voice actors Peter Cullen and Hugo Weaving voice Optimus Prime and Megatron respectively.
Transformers (2007):
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!
Barricade: Are you username: LadiesMan217?
Sam Witwicky: I don't know what you're talking about!
Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME: LADIESMAN217?
Sam Witwicky: Yeah...
Barricade: Where is the eBay item 21153? WHERE ARE THE GLASSES?
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: (drawing his guns) You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: (retracts his guns) Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route...
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!
(Starscream arrives at Hoover Dam)
Starscream: Go, go, go!
(deploys missiles)
Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron...
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: You fail me yet again, Starscream... GET THEM!
Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron...
Megatron: No, it's just ME, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!
Optimus Prime: Sam... you risked your life to protect the Cube.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Optimus Prime: (to a dying Megatron) You left me no choice, brother.
(During the end credits)
Starscream escapes Earth and races into space.
A man/woman who from far away looks good looking but when you get closer you see that they are not so desirable
Ooooh look at that guy Bri, oh wait never mind he's a transformer...
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