turban wedgie

This boysterous move consists of a wedgie so rigorous that the provider is able to wrap the receiver's underslacks around their head into a well-formed turban.

That dorky kid in glasses is such a dweeb that only the turban wedgie will do.

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turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

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turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

gay turban

a turban that is gay

Granny Norma was wearing a gay turban

Hair Turban

A hair turban is a swoopy hairstyle that makes your hair look like a turban.

Girl: "That guy's hair is so thick and swoopy!"
Boy: "He has a hair turban!"

turban swag

Turban swag is when your turban matches with the colour of your top.

OMG that dude over there has a purple turban and a sick purple shirt. He's got turban swag.

turbaned albanian

the turbaned albanian emoji

turbaned albanian