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The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.
My turning point was when I moved to London.
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1. (noun) quality pornography
2. (verb) to jack off excessively
Dude, I downloaded some nice link turns last night
dudeee, i link turned to Lanny Barbie for 2 hours last night
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The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.
“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”
“I know I only came for the turn dogs”
A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.
The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.
Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.
Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
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When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth
Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!
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A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.
Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.