fka twigs

queen of alt, savior of alt music, the chosen one, gifted goddess, objectively the best artist in existence.

-who's the queen of alt?
-everyone has a bias, but objectively it's fka twigs.

-no, it's true it's true.

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twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

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Twig sex

When two very skinny boys fuck each other in the ass 4 times in one day so there bones break and disintegrate and they die

Russ and Christian died because they were having twig sex

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Tripping on Twigs

When your walking down the street, and your balls slap against your legs and your ass cheeks clap together; that's tripping on twigs

Yo this dudes tripping on twigs.

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twig nig

An underweight person of color, combining the terms twig boy and nigger

White guy 1: "look at that skinny coon trying to break into that truck over there"
White guy 2: "where?"
White guy 1: "right there"
White guy 2: "oh shit, we can lynch that twig nig with dental floss "

November twig

Somebody who thinks it’s too early to listen to Christmas songs in November.

‘Don’t you think it’s too early to listen to Christmas songs, it’s only November’
‘NO! You November twig!’

Twig & Giggleberries

An absolutely amazing playlist of the most perfect tunes mankind has ever heard.

Also available in Mini's.. "Twig & Giggleberries"