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when you get candy stuck up your vag
Man did you hear she got admitted to the hospital? They say she had a cunt twizzler
This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"
"Umm...please put your twizzler away."
"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
A white person . Usually skinny .
John: Whats up Nigger?
Tyrone: Nothing much jizz twizzler
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Where a female does an indian rugburn to the penis of a male while he screams and crys of the horrible pain.
that screaming twizzler hurt soo bad
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Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners
They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis
They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)
You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!
Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"
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Shit in a womans vagina fuck her then have her sqeeze out the shit into your hand rub it on her body and lick it off of her and then eat a twizzler.
dude to another dude: Dude i gave her a louisiana twizzler last night it was amazing.
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A girl that has a long winding clitoris. It has been known to poke unlucky muckers in the eye. If one has a gap in the teeth it can be used to fit the Twizzler Clit in the gap to stimulate.
Guy 1: Hey is true about that girls clit.
Guy 2: Ya man, Twizzler Clit to the max poked me in the eye.
Guy 1: Nice!, too bad you didn't have a gap or you could have put that in your teeth.
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