ones and twos

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel

Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.

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ones and twos

A set of turntables.

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.

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two ghosts

two closeted gay men who sing and write songs for each other.

"Those two ghosts got tattoos for each other. Can they be any more obvious?" said Jim.

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two bros

Chillin in the hot tub. 5 feet apart ‘cause they’re NOT gay

The two bros, are relaxing in the heated pool. 60 inches away from each other because they are heterosexual.

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two trucks

a masterpiece

"Hey, have you heard the song Two Trucks?"

"You mean the one that talks about two trucks having sex?"

Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

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two-four

Canadian term referring to a case of beer containing twenty-four bottles.

We went camping with a two-four of Blue and got right ripped. Beauty.

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