Tysoned

When your so coked out your tongue irregularly droops from your mouth.

I was way too tysoned to buy your beer from the store.

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tyson

the best goddam boxer the world has ever seen, with his explosive power sending oppenents to the canvas.

tyson vs bruno 2 1996 ko round 3

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tyson

is text slang for take-your-shirt-off-now! created by www.thestripechronicles.blogspot.com

omg, did u c his new f/b pic with his shirt off? everytime i c him imma be thinkin' tyson!

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A Tyson

When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying


See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild

"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah

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tysoned

1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him

Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC

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Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

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tysonic

Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".

That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.

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