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a nation with a lot of cultural spoils, including cars, guns, tv, games, food, etc... a country with an amazing constitution tha many other countries are jealous of (including the brits) and decide to talk shit about with no logical and statistical basis. yes, we may be the fatest country in the world, but we also usually win the most gold medals in the olympics. we won ww1 and ww2 and saved the world ass twice. we also have the best military by a long shot. we also have the biggest expansion of varying sports. and we also have the biggest fact to tell the rest of the world. we are better. its just that simple... the only reasoning a non american has against americans is our disfuctional government. true, but that why our government has limited powers, its to keep shit stable. alot of europeans like to dis us for our efforts in the war on teror when they dont realize that their country most likely aided in this effort before pussying out of the conflict. if you think your country is better, shout me out my email at harbinger1911@yahoo.com
but until then FUCK YOU!!! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!
usa is awesome... end of debate
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A country which name stands for
Ugly Senators Arguing
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Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass.
we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)
its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.
The USA invented:
1) the light bulb
2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms
19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
If it weren't for the USA the world would still be in the stone age. thank god they invented toilet paper.
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an acronym that can often be heard in chants.
Chanting people: USA! USA! USA!
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A country that is blamed for everything and thanked for nothing.
The USA isn't a third-world country.
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god BLAST AMerica..............
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