When some thot tries to touch you in your proud Christian relationship
JENNIE TOUCHES GERALD
Gerald: BE GONE UNHOLY DEMON
An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.
Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!
The local Filipino version of the Internet's unholy trinity. Unlike the original, these consist of 1 photo and 2 videos. In able to ready yourself to be part of Philippine twitter, you need to see all of these, so that you will able to transform into an ultimate Jaded internet user for Filipino dark humor. Just mind that it cannot be unseen, and it will stay on your mind forever.
The following are the unholy trinity:
1. Prettyboi - Asshole photo of an infamous Filipino twitter porn creator that became sensational. This is after his enemy in a twitter fight reveals that he puts lipstick on his asshole so that it will be look good at the camera.
2. Mutya bakit green? (Mutya why green), a video of a tranny having sex in a grassland during the night. Her friend, is the one taking the video while coaching her to perform better. After her top cums inside her, the videographer focus the camera to her asshole, in which a green colored cum was caught dripping from the hole.
3. Go Janna Mae! - A video of a group of trannies making turn to be pounded by a lone clueless redneck. The other trannies who are waiting for their turn are cheering for one particular tranny named Janna Mae.
1. Wanna try the alter culture? you need to be babtize first by looking at the three unholy trinity of Philippine Internet.
2. I saw an unholy trinity, I can't unsee...
This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
to be bias in a exagerant way
to be so stubborn that it becomes defiant and confusion
to know and see beauty and deny it
to forge lack of understanding
to bully
to lie publically and or secretively
to be ignorant
To be stupid
to be dumb
to be unlawful in personal judgments
to ridicule or attack quiet or loud people
to create others to follow in unGodly ways
Some but not all of today's society and culture is "UnHoly
Michelle Obama and former president Barack Obama are "unHoly" people's
Some zodiac signs coincide with one another in 'unHoly' ways.
liquor, alcoholic drink, especially distilled spirits.
"I'm fucked up off the unholy water"