ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

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windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

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windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

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Update Whore

an up-date whore is some one who is non-stop Facebook or tweet updating from a computer or phone

some update whores are a long range from tennagers with gf's / bf's kids who just got a facebook and dosent know what an update whore is or an lonely person who dosent have a life and all there updates are farm-ville

update whore: Im getting in the show (1 min ago)
ten minutes later
Update whore: just got out of the shower ( 1 min ago)

update whore: Watching tv
update whore: just finished my show
ect...

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windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

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Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

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SYSTEM UPDATE

A term used to trick players of RuneScape that the game is being updated, when it really isn't, causing spam and confusion.

<Person1> SYSTEM UPDATE
<Person2> really?????
<Person3> YES finally!!
<Person4> omg new skill pl0x
<Person5> i cant see any update

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