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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
10👍 2👎
Guy who kidnaps a child pretending to be his dad and then rapes him
4👍 1👎
This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
80👍 4👎
The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.
Paul: ur mum gay
Steve: no u
Paul: ur dad's a lesbian
Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)
3👍 2👎
The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad
Phone wrings:
You: YEs
Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt
3👍 1👎
This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus
Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae
Tom ur pap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Tom: dont make me do it
Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul
Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded
The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*