Golden Valley High School

A crappy school full of minorities and AP's who only like basketball and football

TOM: So why do you go to Canyon instead of GVHS?
MARY: Because Golden Valley High School sucks
TOM: Too true...

49👍 61👎

Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!

Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.

42👍 57👎

Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.

I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.

7👍 4👎

cedar valley high school

the school where everyone thinks they’re the shit but really they just smell like it. where it smells like someone laid a toxic nuclear bomb from out of their asshole in every single hallway and where everything has to be airport related

cedar valley high school smells like shit

Tri-Valley High school

Tri-Valley high school is located in Dresden, Ohio. This school is full of people who either know everyone or no one. There are many cliques, and if your not a part of one, then the only reason anyone would know you is if they made fun of you. When one of the popular kids would find out your rich or good at sports they’re automatically nice to you. The school either has really clean people, or really stinky people that would wear the same clothes for 2 weeks straight, and don’t even know what deodorant is. Overall the school is filled with assholes, people who smell like shit, poor ass motherfuckers, popular girls and boys that think they’re the shit because they play sports, and druggies, etc…

Randy- “Tri-Valley High school is like a cult of popular kids and they are assholes.”

PB-(Popular boy at Tri- Valley that thinks he’s all that because he plays football and has over 30 bodies)“Hey man, you really stink.”
K-(Kid that has many problems at home and can barely afford socks) “Im sorry. My family can’t afford to pay the water bill at the moment.”

PB- “Well then get a job dumb ass.”

Ex. 2

K-(Kid in school that risks his education and future to make the people in his class laugh) “Yo bro, you smell that?”

P- (Pothead that thinks he’s in a gang and only knows how to shit, piss, and fight) “Nah, whatcha mean?”
K- “I think you shit your pants bro”
P- “The fuck you mean. I shit this morning. I don’t smell shit.”

K- “Someone must of forgot to put deodorant on, I swear to god.”

P- “The fuck is deodorant?”

K- “YOOOOO THIS BOY DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT DEODORANT IS!”

P-“Man don’t play with me, i’ll get my boys down here to shoot this motherfucker up! You hear me?” K- “Bro you KNOW that would never happen! It’s just that shit you put under your armpits in the morning.”

P- “Whatever man, I don’t stink.”

smithson valley high school

this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️

smithson valley high school is the best school to pee on

Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....