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The god of all gods. Nobody can defeat the legend himself
Jack: Have you heard Green Velvet’s new belter tune
Josh: yeah la he’s a legend init
George: *bows down to him and summons the god*
When you use a popsicle to sexually stimulate another person.
Dude, i had the best Cold Velvet last night with that slut Mikayla!
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a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.
the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.
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the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)
On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.
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A wipe job after a squeaky clean shit that is soft, smooth and requires only one pass of toilet paper thru the ass cheeks.
Thanks to his high fiber diet, Jerry always shits with confidence in knowing that he will always have squeaky clean drop followed by a Velvet Wipe.
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To get a blow job from a women (or man) with no teeth.
Last night I had your grandma take out her dentures and give me the ole' Velvet Rub.
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