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venti is ducking bard who drinks wine and never pays fun fact is that he is a archon and has a whole dragon to himself
Boy: Have u gotten venti yet?
Girl:no
Genshin impact
Venti, more commonly known as Tone Deaf Bard, is a Genshin impact character that also happens to be a literal god, also is very incompetent and loves to get drunk, he can also play the Lyre, (totally didn't break a holy artifact)
Signora: *steals Venti's gnosis* fuck you incompetent archon
Venti: You stupid af stinky Harbinger
Signora: *puts Venti through a Tsaritsa approved meat grinder*
The Anemo Archon who Is 3000+ years old. Protector of Mondstadt and loves wine. He is now in a body of his dead friend and goes drinking every night and is currently broke and has a lot of tabs to pay up. In the end, I still love him. I have 406 pictures of Venti saved on my phone and I promised myself that one day, I will build a Venti shrine. I love him with my life, but I don't deserve him.
Venti is the love of my life. But he deserves Xiao instead of me.
A beautiful bard who is also the love of my life. I kin him and he's my comfort character but he's also a 3,000+ alcoholic.
Venti: "Ehe."
Paimon: "Ehe te nandayo!"
When you’re a small dick Subaru driver swerving lanes and get put in place with leftover Starbucks
“Wow babe my passenger window just got ventied”
#1 A weird burst of gayness and vulgarity.
Man, the Wortox of the group ate taffy and died. LMAO, this is a Venti Moment.