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when shingo appears behind you
cool vibrations muahahahah
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The act of checking your mobile/cell phone for a non-existent call or message whilst on vibrate alert.
I was totally waiting for a call from a hot chick but all I got was ghost vibrations. Bummer!
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When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!
Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!
A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.
Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.
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When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket (whether it really is or not) and you go to check your phone and -guess what? No fucking calls, no fucking texts, just your same shitty phone playing tricks on you.
The other day i felt my phone go off, but then I remembered I left my phone at home. Damn ghost vibrations.
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When you swear you're cell phone vibrates and you pull it out and there are no messages.
Ah fuck i thought she texted me, just a Ghost Vibrate.
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Feeling a vibration from your cell phone when in reality no one's calling you.
"Oh, someone's calling me!
...
Dammit, just a phantom vibration. My bad."
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