Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

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Vietnamese Veal

Another name for puppies
Describing the smell of an untrained house pet in the living room

Ex1
Man 1-Aww look at the cute puppy
Man 2-Dude awesome vietnamese veal

Ex2
Dude your house smells like vietnamese veal

hey c'mon yorkies are hard to train

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Vietnamese Blowpop

A sexual act where a guy laying down chews bubble gum while tonguing a small Vietnamese woman sitting on his face. when shes gonna orgasm, the guy blows a bubble right up her vagina

Small Vietnamese woman: Ooo, my vag is all sticky from the Vietnamese blowpop you gave me last night!

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Vietnamese Rub

Sex maneuver in which a man gets a hand job from a VERY old woman.

Hey, your grandmother knows how to bake cookies and deliver a good Vietnamese rub.

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vietnamese sandwich

When a person eats a plate of spoiled food and defecates diarrhea in their partners mouth in which the proceed to eat it with delight.

I cooked my bf some raw beef today on purpose, Im hungry for a Vietnamese sandwich tonight

Man, that jerk stole my lunch Im gonna give him a vietnamese sandwich tomorrow.

Alex loves vietnamese sandwiches from richey's he says they're the best, especially on latin night.

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Vietnamese Whirl

An orgy involving child prostitutes. The name is a combination of the popular baked treat, the 'Viennese Whirl', and Vietnam, which is notorious for its child sex industry.

Gary Glitter was a famous glam-rocker until he decided to try a Vietnamese Whirl.

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Vietnamese hitler

When a man receives a blowjob from a woman and then jizzez In her mouth,she will swallow it and when she poops it out they will shove it in a condom and place it in the freezer, after the condom is completely frozen the man bites the tip off and either swallows or spitsit away,then he shives it up the womans pussy slowly until it defrosts,when it starts getting soft,squeeze and go hard,the jizz will be placed inside her swell as the fesies

Me and my girlfriend just had a Vietnamese hitler in our bed !

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