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The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.
Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.
His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.
Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
My English teacher looks like Lord Voldemort.
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Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump
Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?
Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
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when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth.
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
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A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.
She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.
Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'
Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...
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Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998
Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.
The original definition has a blatantly obvious bias (as will this one, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. Nothing is black and white, and I understand it's unfair to select examples out of context. But the general civil rights injustices in the name of money and morality portray a type of political view that some may categorize as the modern-day equivalent of past evils. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (aka racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all. People who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of political reasoning: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It’s an analogy made to show distaste with a political view, much like the smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good".)
Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I’m gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.
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The next republican presidential candidate.
Sarah Palin or Newt Gringrich?
Republicans for Voldemort!
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