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Verb - to organize pictures and other assorted shit on a sheet of paper.
We're not going to "waffle" anything. Get the fuck out of my art class.
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When someone talks about nothing in particular that ends up not making much sense.
Usually used:
(1) To fill those awkward silences
or
(2)When you're very excited and can't put it into words.
(1) Neither of us could think of anything to say so I started waffling...
(2) Oh my god! I was so excited I jsut kept waffling on about nothing!
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1. (noun, also verb) A fart that hits the back of your testicles, tickling them on impact.
That was a crazy waffle I got in driver's ed.
An astronaut waffled in outer space and could still smell it.
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The inability to decide on something(s). Breakfast waffles have grooves that go up and down, like some people's opinions.
1: What color do you like?
2: Blue! No, red. No, wait- I love black. But I really like blue. No, I like red and black the best. Or maybe, green.
1: Quit waffling and just decide.
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The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.
Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.
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A thermal tee/long sleeve tee in which its stiching forms the look of what you see on a square-waffle. There's also the expression Syrupin' the Waffles which ties into it.
Mr. Crashands was wearing his Waffles today due to the fact it was snowing outside. He was also attempting to keep his penis as not-small as possible.
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A newly created religion which involves complete devotion to waffles. There are 10 basic pillars known as 'The ten Wafflements'
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions. Our god is not a figure but merely an object. It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day, it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom. It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family. To show your faith to the waffle god it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle. It has spoken, now its your turn!
The 10 Wafflements:
1. thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles
2. thou shalt not commit wafflery unless holding a valid permit
3. thou without waffles is without life
4. regular tributes of waffles are required to stay alive in our world
5. thou shall not harm any waffle or they shall be waffled upon
6. committing adultery with another waffle is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. worshiping anything other then waffles is punishable by death and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich with boiling syrup running down it.
8. confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason which results in a shoot on site order against you
9. unsuitable use of waffles or stealing waffles will result in a punishment of rape by waffles
10. waffles rulez lolololololol
Follow these and you shall prosper. May the waffle be with you
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