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The shame of the United Kingdom. Famous for crap bands and bestiality, not famous for much else, apart from a ridiculously bad accent.
For example, a short coversation between two Scottish people:
"Hey, wanna go to Wales for the weekend? We can go out for a drink and pull!"
"Piss off,lets get drunk in England, where the tradition is to pull women and not shag sheep!
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A unit of measurement, eg, "an area the size of Wales". Interchangeable with other units like the Rhode Island, the Greenland and the Texas. Most commonly used in news broadcasts and radio shows. 'The Wales' is not to be confused with the country Wales (part of the UK), with which it has nothing in common.
A lump of ice the size of Wales has broked off Antarctica.
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common mispelling of "Whales"
also, home land of the welsh. a load of ginger cunts with annoying accents whose national pastimes include picking daffodils, shoving leeks up their arses, sheep shaggin and naming their children "gweneth"
for examples of the shittyness of wales go see "the valleys", north of newport / cardiff.
"n take a bat with ye boyo"
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the place where people think everyone else is being racist against them. having lived in wales for half my life i think i'm fairly qualified to make judgement on this. they spend their entire time accusing the english of being racist against them, yet after living there for a long time i came to realise that in reality the welsh hate the english - and most of them have a big chip on their shoulder about something, normally the fact that 'they were ere first'. and no they don't shag sheep either - just to clear that up.
me: playing footie at school that was a fuckin goal
taff: arguing back what did you say - you racist english fucker i don't shag sheep
me: i never said you did, i just said it was a goal
taff: you fuckin prrrik i'll ave u at the young fergle barn dance 2nite
me: would like to laugh but he's a big hard rugby player ok...its always like this in wales
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When a big chick starts grinding her blowhole on you
Kelly, the oversized stripper, started waling me for a tip.
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