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Wan Lo
Wan Lo is a music teacher, and he is old, very old indeed. He has made a giant innovation in the aspects of both music and medical technology, the Wanlodica. Also, he is wise beyond age.
Age and appearance
Wan Lo, as mentioned above, is very old indeed. Current reliable first-hand sources claim that he is 6,235,717 years old actually, but no one has ever dared to ask him that question. He, as all old men are, has a lot of wrinkles on his head and is nearly bald, with a "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle(the top of the head doesn't have any hair, while the sides and the back have some, this is the infamous "Mediterranean sea" hairstyle). Anyway, he is very 87451.
Wanlodica
Myths say that Wan Lo's invention, the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of his eternal baldness and age.2 The Wanlodica was originally a melodica, but Wan Lo probably cursed it so that it is much harder to play than it's standard counterpart. Major differences include its black symbols marking the name of the "sofa note", and the horrible sounds it emits. It has the ability to play much more beautiful sounds than the melodica, but only those who have truly mastered the instrument can do so, including Cho Duck, Goerge and himself.
Official warning:
His breath stinks a lot. so, don't stay close to him.
A: I like Wan Lo
B: Don't be so 8745
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After the UK celebrity stylist Gok Wan. Someone who praises women's clothes and hair to simply to get into their underwear.
Dude, listen to him saying he likes that girls hair. He just wants to bone her. He's a real Cock Wan.
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Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.
Announcer: I herby announce the shiniest head in the world belongs to...... Christian Wan!
Properly, "Robi-wan Kenobi"
Noun:
1. A middle aged jewish male teacher with a voice that is abnormally high for men of that age. Usually have stubble, but will occasionally grow a beard and then immediately shave it off.
2. A Jedi Master, former padawan of Qui-Gon Yin. His preferred light-sabre color is green, but upon occasion he may accept blue. An enforcer of the galactic peace, he has invented his own system of enforcing the law, and recently has cut down on the number of warnings due to the nuber of fruq outbreaks. Now, two strikes gets you into the galactic running league, led by Herm-germ.
Originates from Mr. Robison, the name of a middle school teacher at St. Albans school for boys in Washington D.C. Contrary to popular belief, the term was actually coined by the students and not by the teacher, and is now in use in common speech.
Student 1: "Argh! Why did Robi-wan have to go and change his punishment system. Now I can't make as many wise-cracks in class."
Student 2: "Er..."
Jar-Jar: "Robi-wansa go aaaals the way downs the mountains just to saving the little kittenses. He be kewl."
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n. a loose pronunciation of the term 'your woman', mainly an Irish phrase.
Is used to describe a female in a loose description,as in 'that woman over there',
yer wan came in and put that Barry Manilow CD up her shirt and walked out
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