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Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device
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Known mostly for his rugged good looks and proficient Jiu-Jitsu skills he is a gentleman who lets you put up the tent while he blows up the air mattress.
"Morgan Wand and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants"
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Whoa, Fat John has one HUGE Man Wand
"I fucked Fat John last night and he had a Huge man wand that make me orgasm 1000 times at once"
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a funnier and more accurate name for one direction
Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection
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A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.
Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!
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To solve a problem; or,
To find a solution to a difficult problem as if by magic.
All you need to do is to wave a wand and the disappeared hat will land on your head.
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1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood
Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long