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Typically a Caucasian male with a very well groomed scruffy beard and a fresh faded haircut . Usually wearing selvage denim, work boots from RedWing and vintage t-shirts that pre-date their existence on this planet. The "city warlock" will also don a denim jacket in extreme heat with no care of sweating because they are cold blooded and only see "things and money ". City warlock can be found at tattoo shops, concerts, online, your local hipster watering hole. City warlock is always wearing a few rings and a big and expensive watch. He will always tell you what time it is and how good he is at everything. He was in a band that almost got signed and you will never be as crispy as the folds of denim behind his knees, you will never be as cool as his turquoise ring and you will never be as amazing as this fuckboi.
Musical preferences include,
Anything douchy .
Food, Souls, craft made Street tacos, organic money.
Most likely dating, A city witch.
Did you see that city warlock run game on the counter person?! He's wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and turquoise rings!
Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.
The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.
Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.
Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
The evil warlock was doing some faggin, a little shaggin.
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a fake witch see fluff bunny
She says she is Wiccan, but basically she's a warlock!
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(War-lock Punch)
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An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*
Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
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a silly frenchman who pretends he is english
sings badly
I'm not french, says warlock.
lies says all
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1. A Male That Is Great At Sex
2. A Guy That Is Always Horny But Looks Like A Warlock
1. Man, Sergio Is Such A Sexual Warlock!
2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock
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