butt washer

When your shit flies out of your ass so fast that it creates a large splash. ultimately washing your ass.

Dude 1: Dude!!!

Dude 2: What man?

Dude 1: That one was a butt washer!!!

Dude 2: Nice.

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Foot Washers

People who suck up to the protesters.

"Damn bro, you see those people sucking up to the protesters"
"yeah man, those are some real foot washers"

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buggy washer

the seal on your spokester that keeps your butt bearings from just FALLING OR DROPPING OUT...no more elasticity for pinching power

if there's no taper and every time you cough your dung hits the floor first try sprinkling some ALUM on your buggy washer if unrepairable contact the local BUGGY WASHER REPLACING DOC...THE BW SPECIALIST

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WIndow washer

Ejaculating into one's hand and then force fully smearing the hand that has been ejaculated on into his / her face, then performing a circular motion as if you were washing your windows.

Notice: When involving multiple smearees use substance sparingly so that everyone gets some.

As I was finishing she acted up so I gave her the window washer biatch!!!!!!

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bucket washer

guy with a shit job who tries to pick up chicks aka zach

zach tried to pick up some chicks but the only pesponse he got was FUCK YOU BUCKET WASHER!!!

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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.

Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.

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Pressure washer

The pressure washer is when you blow a load on a girls face and then quickly after you begin to pee on her face to clean it off.

Tom blows a load on Jill's face, then Tom pees on Jill's face. Jill then thanks Tom for a "Pressure Washer".

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