A ‘Wattpad Whore’ is someone that loves to read dirty/smut filled stories on Wattpad.
“Omg! She is such a ‘Wattpad whore’!
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wattpad bitches are girls who obviously write wattpad fanfics.
Person1 :”hey dude have you seen sahra lately.Shes always talking about “lemons””.
Person2: oh yeah she’s a wattpad bitch, she writes fanficton about married couples fucking each other.Shes crazy.
A wattpad boy has sharp features and more often than not, chiseled abs. They usually have dark hair and an edgy but sexy aesthetic. Almost always a musician or artist.
Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.
In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious
"Alex doesn't know how hot he is, hes such a wattpad boy"
"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"
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When a hoe fucks another hoe while writing a wattpad about fucking that hoe at the same time because suzi sheep told them they have Writer's Talent and they should use that shit for the greater good of fucked up wattpad readers
suzi sheep and peppa pig were Wattpad Fucking under a hot dog stand
A person who has a dick 15 inches or more
"Dude Jerry has a wattpad dick"
a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma
"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."
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