Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

Webbie debbie

Definition 1 ....A nick name ;for an older lady ; a friends mom.
Definition 2...a sex act ;when you knock the cobwebs from your friends mothers vagina. Preferably one named debbie.

"I hope bobo dont hear me and webbie debbie"

"I think a spider bit my dick when I was doing the webbie debbie"

webby cranny

n. The flap of skin on the hand between the thumb and index finger. (Also called the cagina)

Trying to do parkour, I jumped down to a bar and hung from it. I caught the bar, but I landed too hard and bruised my webby cranny.

Dirty Webby

A Dirty Webby is whilst shagging a sheep just before you blow your load, stuff a key of coke up yours and the sheeps nose supply you with a fantastic orgasm

Look at the ginger over there... bet he's a right Dirty Webby