wee wee pads

Pads for a mans best friend! They use them for going to the bathroom on while inside. Wee Wee pads let your doggies go wee wee!

Hoonsi, I got your wee wee pads !

wee wee lass

1. (noun) a young girl, from ireland or irish heritage.

2.(awesomeness) our word.

1. Erin: i'm a wee wee lass.

2. Mary: a wee wee lass.

*hug*

Eric: will you be my girlfriend?

Mary: yes

*kiss*

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Wee Wee Game

The game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. Only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). The game is similar to a Czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. Both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a New Zealand kiwi (in-season). Once both players have unsheathed their wee wee's, the game immediately begins. The objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. The game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or semen; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. The game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.

Peter: I'm looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
Mike1: What's the wee wee game?
Peter: *Pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice*
Mike1: I believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements...
Peter:*Pushes the crab juice toward Mike2*
Mike2: uh ohhhhh

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wee wee man

international superhero. supposedly the person that killed the pee pee poo poo man

person 1: ITS A BIRD

person 2: ITS A PLANE

person 3: NO, ITS WEE WEE MAN

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wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend

"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"

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Wee Wee Do

Simply, when your stomach hangs out farther then your wee wee do.

Your friend goes up to a fat kid at lunch and pants him. If his stomach hangs out larger than his penis you might hear someone say, Fatty is so fat, just look at his wee wee do!

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jacks wee wee bush

Its the bush jacksucksatlife pissed it when he was playing irl geoguesser

Jacks wee wee bush is in England... I couldn't think of anything better