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A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.
Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”
Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”
A big fat grubby contractor who's dink rotted and fell off.
The dinkless welch is way up north at the mine.
When somebody you know who can be an absolute arsehole at times. Can also be referred to as a cunt
Man, that guy is a complete Ricky Welch. Paul: Did you see the way Pete was acting yesterday?
John: Did I? Ya man was a proper Ricky Welch
A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.
Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.
For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.
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1. Ginger with a soul.
2. Beautiful singer of the band Florence and the Machine (Sometimes styled as Florence + The Machine) with an extraordinary voice. Her red hair is very pretty.
Person 1(Me):Have you heard of Florence Welch from the band Florence and The Machine?
Person 2:No...I bet she sucks...
Person 1(Me):**Facepalm** You people disappoint me.
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Rhyming slang for "felch"
A - "Don't Raquel Welch me."
B - "Alright, sorry."
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(N.)- When Phoenixpro does not pay Kegman909650 on a Brwons v. Cardinals Football Game within 48 hours. Usually takes place on December 2nd, 2007
Quote-kegman909650,Tue, Dec 4 2007, 08:22pm: It has been more than 48 hours since the game was over. 500 FG was still not payed. I believe that is an official welch?
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