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A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face
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Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.
"That guy has hypertrichosis."
"Hyper-what?
"You know, werewolf syndrome."
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An STD usually transmitted through sexual contact with a werewolf.
The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
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when somebody gets extremely slumped on Xanax once a month and wakes up clothes on backwards under a bed with no recollection of the night prior.
bob popped 3 Xans: * woke up 21 hours later duct-taped to the garage ceiling* "how the f ... wait what is today, how did i get up here, HELP!!!"
My man bob is a xanax werewolf.
A lesbian that is typically shy outside of the bedroom, but becomes more dominant once the lights are off.
You wouldn't think just looking at her that she's a werewolf lesbian, but once we got into the sheets...woah.
Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.
Jeff said damn sarah needs to wipe her ass butt i still gave her tore up that muddy werewolf.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you bust a nut but she keeps sucking as to not miss a drop and u suddenly let out what sounds like a werewolf howl because it is such killer head.
Dude last night Sarah sucked my dick so good that it turned me into a sudden werewolf and the neighbors came over because the heard all the commotion .