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A urban legend, The famous well renowned spotty twat or some call him pudgy woo. He happens to be very greasy and riddled with acne, he is well known for his quotes such as, PHL (pure honking like) and (sergeant greesebaw) and also (THE NOW AYE)
Your spots are looking really bad today, you resemble Sam Weston today. Or do you know the urban legend sam Weston is visiting london this week!
A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare
He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.
This kick ass guy who is known for selling "Paur Churrs" at the Scooter Store.
Hi, I'm Dan Weston. Here at the scooter store, we're experts at getting you the scooter or Paur Churr you need.
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Weston, CT is a small, suburban town located in the midst of farifield country known for its affluence, high adolescent drinking rates, stellar high school graduation rates, and lack of businesses.
Holy shit, Weston, CT is boring. Want to go get drunk after we study for chem?
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Has a school with cool teachers
Weston, MA has cool teachers like Mr. Henry.
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A male who apart from his stunning good looks and uncanny ability to charm will often be seen mobbin' deep or at the most bumpin' party postin' at the beer pong table.
Guy 1: "Dude i thought i was hella good at pong but Weston Haight punk'd me hella bad last night"
Guy 2: "Fuck Dude what did you expect weston is a fucking beast".
1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.
2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.
3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."
1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.
Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.
2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?
Me: Uh...yeah kinda...
Hot chick: ...?
Me: Um....Weston....
Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)
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