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A method of male masturbation in which a man places a piece of 200 grit sandpaper in a microwave (or a small oven) for 45 seconds, and then proceeds to hold the sandpaper in his hand rough side outward, and furiously pleasure himself.
Bob: Hey Bayliff, what are you doing tonight?
Bayliff: Well, I'm fucking my girlfriend Pinky, then winding down with a Western Sandbox.
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Someone from the western world who thinks they’re Slavic because they said comrade once abs wear Adidas.
Generally the only Russian words they know are:
Cyka Blyat
Privyet
Comrade
Kurwa
Also they see all Slavs as Russian
Tommy: Privyet Comrade we will work for glorious motherland
Richard: Shut up Western Slav
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A town in the western suburbs of chicago in which kids branch out to either hinsdale or lagrange because there is nothing to do in that town besides eat at one semi shitty restaurant. Kids here are mostly very sheltered and dont know shit about whats going on outside of the town. there is never anything exciting in this town its an all around boring place filled with rich people with nothing to do but spend there money at snackerz
"hey lets go to snackerz" kid number 1
"no" kid number 2
"what else are we gonna do we r in western springs" kid number 1
"we can kill ourselves" kid number 2
"good idea" kid number 1
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Western women (plural)
A western woman is a woman who is difficult and stressful. She also hates how Asian women are often happy being subservient to men.
Western Woman is the arch-enemy of Charisma Man and sees the geek inside of him.
Uh oh, here comes a western woman. I hope she doesn't speak Japanese or my date is ruined.
I'm tired of western women. They are just too much work.
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she starts ripping your pubes out with her teeth and eating them
she was all going down on me and shit and all of a sudden pulled a big western on me, i cried for 2 days.
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A cowboy movie made by Italian producers and directors
He has a very large collection of information on every Spaghetti Western produced.
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When a man is fucking the girls vagina in a weird and obscene way. In the man's left hand is an 1856 antique pistol with a chrome barrel, and a ten gallon hat on his head. The man then proceeds to pulverize the woman's asshole, until smoke begins to flow out of it. He then cools it off by throwing a 7-11 slurpee over it, sucks out her women juice with the straw.
Golly, i gave my bitch a western wanker last night, and her ass hole was smokeing so much i roasted a marshmallow over it.
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