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The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
When you are having intercourse with a female with a very hairy pussy, while having a massive bush. Some point during the intercourse, the male will pull out and pee on the females hair and vice versa. When about to climax the male will pull out again and cum in the females bush.
So i met this chick the other day with a massive bush! So of course i did the derris and wetty to her.
Wettieness is an abstract noun
It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.
“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”
The type of food a wet yute scrans in the morning.
Ah man Jide just had his wettie-bix.
Dishing out banter and not being able to take any him or herself.
The GUSA president is a wetty.
Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.
Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!