rusty wheelchair

a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.

after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.

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wheelchair sex

When two people that are in wheelchairs engage in awkward oral sex

Those two cripples just had wheelchair sex

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Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.

"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"

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Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.

Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!

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Wheelchair Drunk

Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.

Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.

stephenburgs wheelchair

If you know Stephenburg, than you sure do gotta love his wheelchair! Stephenburgs wheelchair is about the size of an large pool. Stephenburg, in the other hand is the size of a car.

Elise: Man lizzie that outfit makes you look like stephenburgs wheelchair!

Lizzie: Shutup! You are the size of stephenburgs home! Period 😎

Wheelchair check

When you need to know if you friend is in the call still, but he's on the wheelchair so when you say the words "Wheelchair Check" your friend will come wheeling down in his sped-chair to answer your pleading call

"Is John still here?"

"Wheelchair check!"