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Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you
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What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.
30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.
16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.
6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.
5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?
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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)
USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
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Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
A phrase often used by people who are a part of the LGBTQ+ population but want to hide it.
It is used as a clan name , often people under its name come together using it as a secret code.
Most of the people in this clan are romantically connect but only in a physical way (sex).
You know when you hustle always make it fancy,so we know who you are.
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Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.
"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"
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What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.
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“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
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