Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.
I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.
Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.
Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you
While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
A fridge whistler refers to someone who snitches on someone who takes food out of a fridge without telling the owner of the fridge/food inside the fridge
Did you tell mum I took food out of the fridge? You’re such a fridge whistler
Farting while prairiedogging it.
Farting through a poo.
Farting with the head of a turd hanging out.
Nothing feels better then a solid prairie Whistler.
The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea
Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course
A sexual act in which a person inserts two fingers into their partner's anus, and the partner farts; thus creating a whistling sound.
Thomas really got his money's worth, when the hooker allowed him to perform a West Virginia Whistler on her.