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The Republican gouvenour of Texas and a candidate for the Republican nomination for the presidential election in 2012.
He believes that you can pray away forest fires and calls the recession a punishment from God. According to him, the problems facing America and the state of Texas are to great to be solved by humans, so he got 30.000 people together in a big sports stadium to pray for the future...instead of, you know, doing something about the issues.
The next few days, the Dow Jones plummeted. God must really hate Rick Perry.
Executions give him a big ol' boner. 234 on them since he's been govenour.
Of course, he is a against abortion and homosexuality for no other reason than "Jesus said it's wrong". He's against social security aswell, calling it an "illegal Ponzi scheme".
In most Western countries, nobody would take this idiot seriously and would probably be labeled a fascist, but in America he is a serious candidate for the Rep. nomination for presidency. Thank you, Fox News and stupid people. Thank you.
Rick Perry is somewhere in between George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler.
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Analogous to R. Kelly, an R. Perry is the act of urinating in an underage male during anal sex. This is, of course, in reference to Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry.
Dude, why did you just R. Perry me?! Now I have santorum AND piss in my ass!!!
An older gentleman that is :
a womaniser
Loves a sugar mumma
Thinks they’re an alpha when there more gamma or gammy
Always a victim, even when they’re the cause of current circumstances.
Ahh chic that geezer is a right Darryl Perry
Luke Perry is a actor. He has been popular for playing Fred Andrews on tv show “Riverdale”. He also played Dylan in “90210”. 1966-2019 R.I.P Luke❤️
Girl: Have you seen the new episode of Riverdale
Boy: Yea Luke perry is such a great actor
1/4 of British girl group Little Mix who won the X-Factor 2011.
The remaining members of Little Mix are Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, and Leigh Anne Pinnock.
Facts about Perrie:
1. She had no sense of smell.
2. She is from South Shields
3. She lived in New Zealand when she was younger.
Relationships:
Zayn Malik- Ex Boyfriend
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- Current Boyfriend.
Girl- Who's that Blonde chick from Little Mix?
Little Mix fan- That's Perrie Edwards.
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The best sibling band on the face of the earth!!! Comprised of big sis Kimberly, middle child Reid, and baby brother Neil, this trio can really harmonize.
Person 1: Wow... what a great song! Who is it by?
Person 2: Why, of course it's The Band Perry!!! Who else would such a great song be by?
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The Lead Guitarist of Aerosmith.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
Whos Joe perry??
The best ever
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